Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Pay for Booze with an IOU

An Alberta woman who police say is under a court order not to consume alcohol allegedly ordered alcohol and other items from a delivery service and gave the deliveryman an IOU instead of money.


Police in Camrose say a 47-year-old woman placed her order Tuesday night. When the deliveryman arrived, the woman took her items inside and closed the door, police said. After the deliveryman knocked several times, the woman returned and handed him a written note that said she’d pay later, police said.


The driver went to the police station to report it and during their investigation, officers discovered the woman is under a court order to not possess, purchase or consume alcohol.


Police are investigating.


Only in the Great White North, eh?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

New Torture Device for Bad Employees

What the heck is this?



It is the Ostrich!!  For power-naping at work or if you want to get teased forever!


OSTRICH offers a micro environment in which to take a warm and comfortable power nap at ease. It is neither a pillow nor a cushion, nor a bed, nor a garment, but a bit of each at the same time. Its soothing cave-like interior shelters and isolates our head and hands (mind, senses and body) for a few minutes, without needing to leave our desk.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Kids Wants Longer Jail Term to Hang with Stepdad

I smell a lifer here.  A teen criminal asked to be sentenced to more than the six months recommended by his lawyer and the crown so he could spend extra time with his cellmate – his stepfather.


The defence lawyer for Justin Beynen, 18, and an assistant Crown attorney were asking a Sudbury judge Thursday for a six-month term for a string of convictions.


But Beynen wanted more time in jail so he could spend it with his cellmate and stepfather, Jason Hastings.


Beynen explained to Ontario Court Justice Normand Glaude he has nowhere to stay when he gets out of jail until Hastings is released in October.


Beynen was hoping for a nine-month sentence so they could stay remain cellmates.


Glaude said the courts are not a social agency, but sentenced the teen to the requested nine-month term after hearing the facts of the case.


Beynen pleaded guilty Thursday to two counts of breach of probation, dangerous driving, failing to stop for police, theft of a vehicle, possession of marijuana for the purpose of trafficking and driving without a licence.


Beynen was spotted by police April 4 driving at high speeds through a neighbourhood, hitting a no parking sign and three parked vehicles before finally stopping, assistant Crown attorney Len Walker said.


Police found 17 grams of marijuana, a knife and six cans of beer inside the vehicle, which had been stolen, Walker said.


Beynen was on a probation at the time and prohibited from having knives. He also didn’t have a driver’s licence and wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, Walker said.


The other breach of probation charge was for repeatedly missing appointments with his probation officer during March, court heard.


Court was told Beynen’s mother is a drug addict and his biological father was shot and killed when Beynen was a child. Beynen has been in custody since his April 4 arrest and sharing a cell with his stepfather.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hot Chicks Dig Aligators?

This guy is a few light bulbs short!  Police in Illinois have seized an alligator from a man who was keeping the animal as a pet to attract women.


The Cook County Sheriff’s Office officials said they received information a man was keeping an American alligator in confined conditions in his home. Police located the four-foot alligator in a fish tank in the kitchen. A video of the alligator showed it swimming in the tank, which was under a heatlamp.


The man told police he bought the alligator in Indiana, Ill., five years ago for $200.


“He stated that he kept the alligator as a pet because it attracted women,” police said in a release. “In order to keep the size of the alligator down, Yarbrough kept it in a small tank, and only fed it once a month – a meal of 10 live mice.”


Police said American alligators traditionally average between eight and 14 feet in length.


The animal is now being cared for by a Chicago animal welfare group.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Dumb Kid – Roof Hopping

Kids, don’t try this at home – not even in an attempt to get into your home.


A 19-year-old Ontario man survived a seven-metre fall after trying to jump from the roof of an apartment building to his own building next door after he realized he had forgotten his keys.


Police said the man was returning from visiting a friend at 3 a.m. Saturday when he made the unwise choice to leap to the gap to his building.


His injuries were not considered life-threatening.  Nice move dude!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Where do you Pawn Bees?

What kind of weirdo would still black bees? Yes I am talking about those flying, buzzing, stinging things.


Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university.


Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing several thousand British black bees were stolen from a medical school in the city of Dundee.


“This theft will undoubtedly hamper our research,” said Dr Chris Connolly, the lead researcher on the Dundee project, who reported the bees missing on Sunday.


In a statement he described the bees as “very unique” and said they should be easy to identify if they are sold on.


The hives are a part of a 2 million pound ($3.3 million) project at the Centre for Neurosciences at the Dundee University’s medical school which is investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.


Police said there were keen to trace a white van and two men that were seen in the area at around 0900 GMT on May 8.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Creepy Weird Internet Kissing

Now this is pretty creepy!  A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you “French kiss” someone over the Internet.


And by “kiss,” we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else’s tongue.


Hot, huh?


Well, the folks at Tokyo’s Kajimoto Laboratory say it’s just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.


The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the “Kiss Transmission Device.” It’s a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer.


Read the entire article here.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Sad Sign of the Times

According to Yahoo, searches for “Osama bin Laden” spiked by nearly 100% on Sunday, with 25% of those searches coming from people under 24.


The spike came after U.S. President Barack Obama announced that U.S. forces had killed the al-Qaida leader, who masterminded the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks against the U.S.


The fifth most popular related search was “Who is Osama bin Laden?” Teens between 13 and 17 made up 66% of that search.


Maybe this is just the logical search to find out more about him beyond 9/11?

Monday, May 9, 2011

Scary Warlock Rapist

This story made me shiver, this guy is creepy and sick!


A U.K. court heard Thursday that a gravedigger tricked girls into having sex with him by claiming he was a warlock who could grant them special powers.


Jurors heard that William Lambert, 74, lured girls to his church shed and raped one of them on a gravestone, British newspaper the Mirror reported.


The church shed was decorated in a mystical theme, and Lambert would light incense and hang a red sheet above the girls’ waists so they couldn’t see what he was doing, court heard.


“These young, vulnerable, impressionable girls were looking for attention and they were spellbound by his extraordinary claims about a spiritual world,” the Mirror reported prosecutor Gillian Etherton said. “He persuaded them he could give them special powers by way of sexual intercourse.”


Lambert faces four charges of rape and three of sexual assault in connection with the alleged rape and sexual assault of four girls between the ages of 11 and 15 in the 1980s.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Food Menu Fails

I have heard of a children’s menu but children on the menu?



I would always go for the real chicken personally, even at double the price!


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Politically Correct Easter

A Seattle teen volunteering in a Grade 3 classroom says she wanted to put treats together for the children for Easter, but was told she’d have to call the eggs “spring spheres.”


“At the end of the week, I had an idea that I wanted to fill a little plastic egg with treats and jelly beans and other candy,” Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio. She was in the classroom as part of a week-long volunteering project through her private school.


She said the Easter eggs were meant as a parting gift after she was done.


“I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that,” Jessica said, adding there were different cultures at the school and she wanted to clear it first. The teacher asked administration.


“She said that I could do it as long as I called the treat ‘spring spheres.’” she said. “I couldn’t call them Easter eggs.”


Jessica said she thought it was “ridiculous” but she still passed out the eggs to the students.


Seattle Schools issued a statement on its website saying they have received “numerous questions.”


“We have a religion and religious accommodation policy, approved by the school board in 1983, stating that ‘no religious belief or non-belief should be promoted by the school district or its employees, and none should be disparaged,’” the statement said.  My vote goes for; round sorta thingies.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Where do the Penguins Roam?

The majority of Canadians believe those living in the North live in igloos and penguins may live in the Arctic, a new survey has found.


Up Here magazine, which is based in Yellowknife, NWT., surveyed 303 Canadians in February and found knowledge about the north is low.


The results -were shocking and hilarious.,” the magazine’s editor, Katharine Sandiford, said in a release.


The survey found 69% of Canadians believe northerners live in igloos, while 38% didn’t know the term Inuit has replaced Eskimo.


As well, 28% of those surveyed said penguins live in the Arctic, while 46% said they were unsure, meaning just 25% of Canadians know it’s not true.


Magazine staff came up with the survey – called the North Poll – because they said northerners were tired of correcting friends and relatives in the south about their lives and community.













“We came up with the North Poll to get a sense (of) how widespread the misconceptions really were,” Sandiford said. “The results only confirm our suspicious. They were shameful.”


I think I read a survey that say folks in the USA think igloos and penguins are in Canada, so touche!

Monday, May 2, 2011

I Feel Sad Enough to Eat Myself

A New Zealand man struggling with depression cut off his own finger, cooked it with vegetables and ate it, doctors reported in the latest issue of medical journal Australasian Psychiatry.


It’s only the eighth identified case of self-cannibalization, and is particularly rare because of the patient’s lack of severe psychosis, the article abstract says.


The patient, a 28-year-old man, amputated and ate the finger without any evidence of impaired reality testing or substance abuse.


“Mr. X,” as he was referred to in the report by forensic psychiatrist Erik Monasterio and clinical psychologist Craig Prince, suffered from bouts of low mood, and sometimes thought of suicide, the New Zealand Herald reported, citing the report.


Once while depressed, he was attacked by two men, and fantasized about killing his assailants and eating them, the report said.


“He believed that by doing so, he would ‘rob them of everything.’”


In late 2008 after “another personal crisis,” Mr. X went into a state of depression.


“He experienced significant insomnia and suicidal ideation, and ruminated for days about cutting off his fingers,” the report says. “In an effort to seek reprieve from these thoughts, he tied a shoelace around his [little] finger to act as a tourniquet and cut the finger off with a jig saw.


“He then cooked it in a pan with some vegetables and ate its flesh. His plan was to amputate another two fingers the following day.”


Although the patient told doctors he was initially excited, in a non-sexual way, and experienced relief from his ruminations, he decided not to cut off any more fingers because of “the instantaneous benefit.”


The man later regretted the act — his first act of self-harm — “because of its debilitating effect.”  I find it hard to believe that depression is this guys only problem.  I have felt down many times but never ate any of my body parts.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

That Bullet Gives Me a Headache

Can you say pass the ADVIL!! A Chinese man has had a bullet removed from his head after being shot 23 years ago.


Wang Tianqing, who lives in the northern province of Hebei, said he was walking home from work in 1988 when he was hit in the head by what he thought was a slingshot, the U.K. Telegraph reported.


He started to have epileptic seizures.


“At first, the convulsion only happened once a month, but later it was two or three times a day,” he told a local television station.


Wang Zhiming, a neurosurgeon, said since the skull was very solid, it was able to slow down the bullet’s speed of penetration.


“If the bullet had hit with greater force and to the right, Wang would have died,” he said.


The two-centimetre rusted bullet was removed recently at a local hospital.